September 2009
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“OK so I wrote this story about interracial bisexuality between two men and I would like to find an artist who could do a collaborative piece behind the work. I am not looking for anything fancy and I am a poor starving writer but i respect artist so I will offer $10. or lunch whichever you decide. If this interests you, email me and I can send you the stories. I say stories because, it’s two stories in one . Each told by the view of each of the participants one black and the other white. I don’t care if you are gay, straight, bi, trans, etc as long as your a really good artist that can do something quickly. Thanks.”
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Looking for an artist (sketch? drawing?)
I should offer to do a drawing of a white hand shaking a black hand. With cock in the background.
“Sinfully Seductive Male… at Blenz…. - w4m - 32 (Yaletown Blenz)”
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Sinfully Seductive Male… at Blenz…. - w4m
Where did she get that phrase? Off a Sara Lee cake box?
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A shout out to those bitches who hid my tampons backstage.
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Three songs on repeat in Fall 2006
Did I ever make you a mix cd with those together? I’m pretty sure I have three or four mixes floating around with at least two of those songs on them together.
Also… who wants to trade mix cds with me?
Audio Bullys: Generation
Basement Jaxx: Breakaway
Benjamine Diamond: Little Scare
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Tesco said: “He hasn’t been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.
“Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.
“If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they’ll miss lots of special offers.”
” —(this is real)
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But I feel like a bum.
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SPOKANE, Wash. - Authorities have put out a statewide alert for a mentally ill killer who escaped during a hospital field trip to a county fair, leading to fears that he’ll become more unstable and potentially dangerous the longer he is on the loose with no medication.
Sgt. Dave Reagan of the Spokane County sheriff’s office says Phillip Arnold Paul remained at large Friday and officials believe he’s headed to Sunnyside, the town where his parents live. Reagan said anyone spotting him should call 911 and not try to confront him.
Paul was committed after he was acquitted by reason of insanity in the 1987 slaying of an elderly woman in Sunnyside. He soaked the woman’s body in gasoline to throw off search dogs and buried the remains in her flower garden. He reportedly said voices in his head told him she was a witch.
” —Killer escapes on trip to county fair - Crime & courts- msnbc.com
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If I ever start peeling I will only do it to The Beatles, and my stage name will be Strawberry Fields.
I only strip to John Mayer.
Selfish
Yesterday, on my way home from school, I bought a creamsicle from the dollar store to eat while I walk home. Down by the skytrain station were people dressed in red holding “free prayer signs”. As I walk by, this girl, roughly my age, watches me pass and I hear her say, “Look at that man. He looks so selfish.”
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Twestival
Why is there not a Tumblr equivalent to this? I want to get together with all my Tumblr friends and party and reveal our IRL faces. Can we do this? But maybe instead of raising money for charity just get loaded? And make snide pop culture references? While dancing to Lady Gaga?
Replace Lady Gaga with Janet Jackson and I’m there. Can’t wait to meet you AFK.
