September 2009
August 2009
To Get Fat
To get fat is a remarkable feat of nature- to create so many millions of cells is incredible.
“few more months till i get my freakin licenece back!!!!!! sooon as i doo watch...”
– IF I HAD A CAR!!!! - m4w
Good, he’s not a sex offender… he just runs women over in his car.
“Hi, i am a newly minted single dad(asian 32) . the kids are not with me for a...”
– single mom that dont drive - m4w
WHAT THE FUCK? Let me drive you and your family somewhere? What the hell?
“(…)I own a dog, who’s getting older. When she dies I have no...”
– Lets Try Honesty.. - m4w
You laugh out loud about your dog dying?
“Hey,
Simple gay guy wants to meet people to hang out with. I’m quite new...”
– New, Gay, Simple - m4m
…. I think it’s a given that gay guys are a little simple. You don’t need to tell people you are stupid.
Amazing Kylie news.
“Verbal and I sang ‘Love Bug’, one of my favourite M-Flo tunes. :) His site will soon have pic, though wigs had fallen off by that stage!!” via Kylie’s twitter. FANTASTIC.
Also,she’s in the stuido with Jake Shears and Calvin HArris together. FANTASTIC.
I'm bored of that game.
Stranger: hi You: Hello. Let’s list as many fruit as we can! Stranger: apple You: orange Stranger: banana You: tomato Stranger: grape You: durian Stranger: peach You: mango Stranger: coconut You: guava Stranger: pear You: papaya Stranger: strawberry You: longan Stranger: bluberry You: raspberry! Stranger: arbutus You: You, faggot! You have disconnected.
WatchHave I posted this recently? I DON”T CARE. IT’S AMAZING.
spiels:
Sade - By Your Side
Listening to Sade’s...
Piggy back ride and farts - m4w →
“I am a guy looking for a woman who wants to give me a piggy back ride and let me fart on your back”
Dad/Daughter relationship →
“I’m a mature guy 43,clean lifestyle in shape.I like hiking,biking and travel when i can.I’m a natural disciplinarian with a strong personality.I’m seeking a young woman under 23 for longterm relationship.This would be a live in position.You are naturally submissive,attracted to older men and are looking for a father figure in a mature longterm position.You are obedient can...
Reblog with a band that has saved your life. Any...
kdforbreakfast:
knottedthread:
dver:
biancauseyourtelescope:
julybird:
sydneyaustralia:
kelsoisprettyodd:
nicolemichele:
mauria:
eatingpillsandfallinginlove:
heylittlesanti:
lattetoclass:
i-could-use-a-redub:
fabricofinsanity:
ashleyrawr:
arianarose:
ftsklover:
ifuckinglovetea:
brennadaugherty:
Chiodos
My Chemical Romance
Panic at the Disco
Fall Out Boy.
...
I like the new Calvin Harris album.
I can't see you when you're walking sideways.
Listen
“You were a pleasure to the eyes of us 40 something women as we drove by you...”
– INSTANT ORGASM
“We got interrupted by someone in a yellow shirt who walked in on us and I am not...”
– Interrupted in the mensroom - m4m
Fuck everyone.
kdforbreakfast:
This is how I woke up feeling today, and how I will continue feeling until today is over.
Pretty much that’s how I felt today too. We have til’ 11 AM tomorrow morning get over our moods.
Or, if continued, bubblea will hopefully fix this.
This is where I get my moves. →
